The Devil Wears Stretch Pants - Margaret Lashley

The Devil Wears Stretch Pants

The Devil Wears Stretch Pants

In Florida, High-Fashion Drama Comes with an Elastic Waistband.

Starting a new business is scary enough. But when Val Fremden takes on Geraldine Jiggles as her new partner, her smashing new concept for “retail therapy” may soon turn into a Little Shop of Horrors. Has Val signed a pact with the she-devil herself? Just exactly who is that sharp-tongued demon in polyester pantaloons, anyway? When Val starts investigating Geraldine’s past, what she discovers threatens to tear a hole the very fabric of reality itself—or at list rip it one heck of a new unseemly seam. It appears that Geraldine’s caustic wit may not be her only lethal weapon. And when somebody takes a long walk off a short pier, both women find themselves up to their necks in hot water. Come along for the hilarious ride as Val discovers that when you go digging around in someone else's ancient history, you could end up in ruins yourself. The Devil Wears Stretch Pants is book four in A Val Fremden Humorous Mystery series.

About the Book

In Florida, High-Fashion Drama Comes with an Elastic Waistband.
(And you thought Amanda Priestly had issues …)

Starting a new business is scary enough. But when Val Fremden takes on Geraldine Jiggles as her new partner, her smashing new concept for “retail therapy” may soon turn into a Little Shop of Horrors. Has Val signed a pact with the she-devil herself?

Just exactly who is that sharp-tongued demon in polyester pantaloons, anyway? When Val starts investigating Geraldine’s past, what she discovers threatens to tear a hole the very fabric of reality itself—or at list rip it one heck of a new unseemly seam.

It appears that Geraldine’s caustic wit may not be her only lethal weapon. And when somebody takes a long walk off a short pier, both women find themselves up to their necks in hot water. This unlikely duo is going to have to learn how to synchronize swim before they both sink faster than a lead toad in a busted fishbowl.

Come along for the hilarious ride as Val discovers that when you go digging around in someone else's ancient history, you could end up in ruins yourself.

Love Val Fremden? Doreen Diller? Freaky Florida Investigations? You're in luck! You never know which of your favorite characters might drop by in The Devil Wears Stretch Pants, the fourth book in A Val Fremden Humorous Mystery series! It's loaded with the kind of wacky characters and events that can only happen in the Sunshine State!

What Readers are Saying:

* “To say this romp was hilarious is an understatement.”
* “It's a hilarious, mishap-mystery that will keep you laughing & guessing.”
* “Once again, Margaret and her wacky sense of humor keep you in stitches.”

“I have read every book written by Margaret Lashley. Her Florida humor is spot on and she leaves you laughing and wanting more!”
* “Val Fremden never fails to entertain!”

The Devil Wears Stretch Pants is the fourth book in the Val Fremden Humorous Mystery Series, a spin-off of the beloved Val Fremden Midlife Misadventures series. Read it as a stand-alone or as part of the series. Either way, get set for laughs!

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Series: Val Fremden Midlife Misadventures, A Val Fremden Humorous Mystery, Book 4
Genre: Humorous Mystery
Tag: Kindle Unlimited
ASIN: B0DS8ZGR9T
ISBN: 9781949989731
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