“Florida Man” has met his match in Bobbie Drex, a down-and-out native of the Sunshine State. She may be short on cash, but she’s always packing enough snark to give any whack-job a run for his money.
Including her wisecracking, redneck cousin, Earl.
But when a mysterious stranger arrives at her mechanic shop seeking repairs to his ratty old RV, it’s Bobbie who’s in for a complete overhaul.
Phantom shooters in hot-pants. Gonadal twins. Norman Bates in a turban. Mothman pooper scoopers.
It’s enough to make anyone want to run off and join the circus! But in Florida, you don’t have to. Wait long enough, and the freak show comes to you.
So, grab some mosquito repellent and a lawn chair. Then sit back and relax. Things are about to go sidesplittingly off the rails in the Sunshine State ….More info →
All Bobbie Drex wanted was something normal—a new career as a private investigator. But after signing up with Nick Grayson to complete her internship, nothing normal has happened since.
In fact, when Grayson gets a call about a possible alien invasion going down in Plant City, Florida, normal packs its bags and books a flight for another planet.
Man pudding. Doomsday preppers. Wayne’s World wannabees ….
Not to mention the whole “living with a stranger in an RV” thing.
Good thing she’s packing a Glock—and enough snark to qualify as a lethal backup weapon.More info →
What better place than the Sunshine State for dark souls to live out their golden years? After all, who would notice?
Uh … Bobbie and Grayson, of course.
As a rogue physicist turned conspiracy chaser, Grayson’s motto is, “Have sentience, will travel.” As a broke private-eye wannabe, Bobbie doesn’t have much choice but to follow his sketchy command.
But every road Grayson travels leads to the bizarre, the unexplained, and to taco-induced heartburn.
Vampires. Zombiguanas. Ikigai smell. Cheesy moustaches.
It’s hard to decide which is scarier.
But decide, Bobbie must. And before sundown, too. Because in the freaky parts of Florida she now investigates with Grayson, nothing is ever quite exactly as it seems ….
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When Bobbie and Grayson go on the hunt for the cryptic Florida Skunk Ape, there’s more than one tangled mystery afoot.
Grayson, the man Bobbie’s hung her life and career on, is every bit as evasive as the legendary animal they’re tracking.
A colossally bad judgement-call leaves Bobbie wondering just exactly who—or what—the elusive creature is. And she doesn’t mean Bigfoot.
What she discovers may leave her questioning the entire primate subclass ….
Swamp gas. Batman. Sasquash casserole.
Does life imitate ape, or ape imitate life?
It’s going to take all of Bobbie’s fledgling investigative skills to figure out that enigma.
Coming Soon! Ape Shift is book four in the Freaky Florida Mystery Adventures Series.
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