Freaky Florida Investigations

Love The X-Files? Florida Man? My Name is Earl? This hilarious, fast-paced paranormal series is for you! The weirdness of The X-Files, the humor of Bad Monkey, and the insanity of My Name is Earl collide to form Freaky Florida Investigations--a deliciously snarky, semi-paranormal mystery series.
Loaded with delicious dialogue, unique plots, and twisty turns you'll never see coming it's the smart, addictive, gonzo escape you've been searching for!

All Bobbie Drex wanted was something normal—a new career as a private investigator. But after signing up with Nick Grayson to complete her internship, nothing normal has happened since. In fact, when Grayson gets a call about a possible alien invasion going down in Plant City, Florida, normal packs its bags and books a flight for another planet.

Man pudding. Doomsday preppers. Wayne’s World wannabes ….

If all that weren't bizarre enough, there's the whole “living-with-a-hot-stranger-in-an-RV” thing. The horrors! Good thing Bobbie’s packing a Glock—and enough snark to qualify as a lethal backup weapon.

Join in the fun! This funny, twisty paranormal mystery series skips the gore and goes right for the laughs. In fact, the banter between the quirky characters it a riot. This is the smart, addictive, hilarious escape you've been yearning for!

What better place than the Sunshine State for dark souls to live out their golden years? After all, who would notice? Uh … Bobbie and Grayson, of course.

As a rogue physicist turned conspiracy chaser, Grayson’s motto is, “Have sentience, will travel.” As a broke, private-eye wannabe, Bobbie doesn’t have much choice but to follow his sketchy command. But every road Grayson travels down leads to the bizarre, the unexplained, and taco-induced heartburn.

Vampires. Zombiguanas. Ikigai smell.

It’s hard to decide which is scarier. But decide, Bobbie must. And before sundown, too. Because in the freaky parts of Florida she now investigates with Grayson, nothing is ever quite exactly as it seems ….

When Bobbie and Grayson go on the hunt for the legendary Florida Skunk Ape, there’s more than one tangled mystery afoot. Grayson, the man Bobbie’s hung her life and career on, is every bit as evasive as the creature they’re tracking.

At the start of their investigation, a colossally bad judgement call leaves Bobbie wondering just exactly who—or what—the elusive being is. And she doesn’t mean Bigfoot. What she discovers may leave her questioning the entire primate subclass …

Swamp gas. Batman. Sasquash casserole.

Does ape imitate life, or does life imitate ape? It’s gonna take all of Bobbie’s fledgling investigative skills to figure out that age-old riddle.

When Grayson and Bobbie head to the Florida Panhandle to witness a spectacle of nature, they take a wrong turn and quickly find themselves up to their armpits in arthropods. And that’s the good part of their vacation. Campers are disappearing without a trace from nearby Torreya State Park. Whatever’s stalking them soon sets its eyes on Bobbie and Grayson, too.

Toadsicles. Bugaboos. Entomophagous BBQ.

It’s enough to make anyone lose their appetite! Have Bobbie and Grayson bitten off more than they can chew? Or will they swallow their fears and capture the creature that’s been bugging them? Only one thing’s for sure. Either way, they’re gonna need a bigger can of Raid.

When cryptid chasers Bobbie and Grayson head to a friend's prepper compound for a Halloween party, all bets are off about who the real freak is -- even when the masks come off. Grayson is acting strangely out of character. Bobbie's on the hunt for family jewels. Garth and his friends put the Trailer Park Boys to shame. And Earl? He's just being Earl. And quite frankly, that's enough. Full moons. Lord Baldemort. Deadly legume gas. On Halloween, nothing is as it seems. And before the night is through, somebody will have to battle The Great Bumpkin. This is Florida, after all. Fool Moon is book 5.5 in the Freaky Florida Investigations series.

Portal Letting for Fun & Profit

When Bobbie and Grayson head back to Plant City to help out some old friends, they run into a “hole” new set of problems. While investigating a rash of missing persons, it’s not long before they get under each other’s skin. What’s making them all hot and bothered? Each other. In more ways than one.

Bobbie’s down-to-earth explanations for the missing men irritate Grayson, while his otherworldly theories have her itching for a sane solution. But when new, conflicting evidence emerges in the case, they soon realize they’ve only scratched the surface of the mystery at hand.

Worm butts. BIMBO mobiles. Mystery meatballs. What's not to love?

Hook, Lie, and Sinker. When a string of idiotic decisions lands Bobbie in a boatload of trouble, she’s got to keep a lid on her temper before she winds up on the next episode of Snapped! With her cousin Earl’s hand in one pocket and partner Grayson picking the other, Bobbie’s cash is disappearing faster than banana pudding at a Baptist pot luck. Oddly, so are the folks in the tiny fishing village of Astor, Florida. Chomp chomp ...

When Bobbie and Grayson go in search of a new RV, a chance encounter at a homeowner’s fire sale ignites a hidden flame burning deep within Grayson. And it’s not spontaneous human combustion … Or is it? People in St. Petersburg, Florida keep mysteriously bursting into flames. While the pair investigate potential causes, sparks soon begin to fly between them as well, threatening to snuff out their budding romance. Hot pockets. Total burnouts. Suspicious ash holes. The heat is on to solve the case... The weirdness of The X-Files and the unwashed insanity of My Name is Earl collide to form Smoked Mullet, the eighth book in the deliciously snarky, totally abnormal Freaky Florida Investigations